From many states and nations, from cities large and small, we serve the New York mission

Drove all the way to Bellevue and back to chill with Elder Sanders and catch up. Spent more time traveling than chilling (what is the deal w Washington traffic) but it was totally worth it. Although it made me a little sad. Nostalgia is such a weird thing. How can it make you so happy and so sad at the same time? Basically anytime I talk or think about my mission I feel nostalgic, so like...everyday...ugh. If I had one wish...

On the other hand last night was an exciting night. I saw two men sing Britney Speare's "Toxic" and I also saw a transvestite with green, glow in the dark teeth.

Washington

Washington is definately the most beautiful state, however it is full of allergies.
Seriously, the first day here I could hardldly breathe. Is there anything good about allergies? Do they have any beneficial significance in the circle of life? They must exist for a reason, but I don't know what it is.

Also, since when is it a requirement to be half whatever profession you are, and half salesman? I went to the optometrist today and the whole time he talked in this weird voice that I suspect was supposed to make me feel comfortable. He kept telling me I was doingnreally well and that my eyes were very nice. Then he capitalized on me being a student and how I must be smart and work really hard...then the sales tactics came. Apparently I need to buy these special lenses because I'm a student and they make "studying" easier. Obviously they are also more expensive. You are a doctor, not a businessman, get ou'ma' face.

Finals Week

Finals are over...minus one presentation, but that doesn't really count and I'm just gonna wing it.

Things I hate about finals week:

Studying
Library being crowded
Sitting all day and therefore getting FAT
Exams duh.
Most of all...sweatpants

Seriously, it's finals week not zero self awareness week. Finals is not an excuse to present yourself as a slob. Put some jeans on, you're not pregnant, and this is not your bedroom!

But it's over now so whatever, I'm going home.
Next semester=human development
I'm ready for my life to begin.

What can top the boy who lived...?

I must blog.

seriously. im determined to make this a habit. one day this blog will go down in history and have thousands of followers.  harry potter was the bees knees. best yet fosho. the only thing is it makes me really sad that there is only one left, cause once this is done, whats next? i guess this means im really growing up. and before i grow up for good...

THIS SUMMER IM GOING TO MEXICO. for 2 months!

thats right. after an inspiring viewing of endless summer on netflix, the decision has been made. we are bumming it this summer en las playas de mexico.

im soooooooo excited. honestly, there will be no other opportunity. this is our last chance. so its def going down.

thanksgiving is coming up. im so glad to have a break. and so glad to see my family. hopefully when i go home i can steal someones camera to bring back with me. that'll spice up this blog and get a few more faithfuls eh?

Dreeeeeeeeeeam dream dream dream

If anyone understands that title, extra points.

Just saw Inception for the third time and I think I finally understand everything.  In the world.
Master.
Do I have a Pokemon Pikachu? yeeeees.

Tato bien, ya tu sabes.

Today I was sooooooo cultured.
Went to a football game.
Went to a ballet...thing.
Then
.
.
Found the only Dominican restaurant in the entire Salt Lake Valley.
It's over by Cafe Rio, but it's kind of secret.
It's at the place called..Cyberworld..? or something like that, and it's Saturdays only.
SooooooGood.
I will now be there every Saturday for the rest of my life.
That is all.

I work for the Art Department.

"Modeling is not just a career for skinny, tall girls.  The big secret is modeling is actually a lot of hard work." -Tyra Banks


Yesterday at work I was doing a pose where I was laying down on my stomach and my legs were folded over to the side and kind of contorted...Anyways the teacher set the alarm for 20 minutes.  The next thing I know, the alarm is going off, I fell asleep...and no one even knew.  I love my job.






ps I just made that quote up.  It's not real.

Haikus

those trendy shoes tom
they save african children
but they are ugly

King Henry Hos

Honestly....I don't know how to start a blog.  But I'm doing it.  Today I wasted my time going to class and listening to people talk of nothing I care about.  The teacher didn't even teach so...


I watched the entire first season of mad men.  I am now currently obsessed with that show and am determined to become Don Draper when I grow up.

The End.